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The Honest And True Horoscope

Mon Aug 31, 2015, 5:38 AM

I present a horoscope which unlike the fake ones

will get you down to earth. Let's Roll!

Not only will romance, adventure, and thrills refuse to come to you,

they will also refuse to come to theaters near you.

Your feeling of impending doom shall come to nothing again this

week as the world continues to turn and your life goes on as normal.

Perhaps you should consider feeling useless and stupid instead.

The search for meaning in life is a worthy pursuit,

but the search for meaning in your particular life isn't.

Change is right around the corner for you, and it's raising a nine-iron above its

head and watching your shadow grow larger as you approach.


You will continue to honor the great American democratic tradition of blindly trusting

and obeying those you deem superior to yourself. Which basically means everyone else.

It may be time to get help for your fear of public speaking now that it's tragically

prevented you from yelling "Look out!" to yet another group of innocent bystanders.

You're sick and tired of being treated like a child,

except for the sexy parts where they change your dirty, filthy diapers.

You're good at thinking on your feet, which means next week's encounter

with the bear trap will leave you somewhat dull-witted in addition to everything else.

Although the last few weeks have been classic examples of “same crap, different day,”

anomalous ripples in the space-time continuum will allow you to experience the same crap,

but on the same day over and over. 

Decide to make the world a better place this week, but not before making

sure your stuff goes to the right charities and surviving friends.

Saturn is rising in your sign this week, bringing with it all the pain, misery,

and failed business opportunities a ringed gas giant can muster.

There's absolutely no reason you can't become successful and happy in the next six months,

which will make it all that much more depressing when you don't.

This horoscope is a public service and like all public services it sucks.

Man this took some time to put together^^

  • Mood: Content
  • Drinking: Coffee


Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
Current Residence: Earth. which is in space.
Favourite genre of music: Black Metal
Favourite style of art: 3D
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: Media Monkey
Favourite cartoon character: Richard (Looking For Group) Oglaf
Personal Quote: Beware of the dog. The cat is not trustworthy either.


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JTHMsonicfan Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Do you still release GMOD models for us fans to play with?
Rastifan Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now and then. Got new ones coming up soon.

Releases as always are here on my forum…
And on DA…
JTHMsonicfan Featured By Owner 17 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Sweet. I'm too much of a noob to use SFM, i'll be looking forward to seeing your new stuff.
LaraAddict Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Any more Lara planned? She's my fav! :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) 
Rastifan Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MissAdaWong Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do you like Tekken by any chance? :)
Rastifan Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Used to play it. Is more into RPG games now.
MissAdaWong Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh okay, I was just wondering would you like two in my 
group? :icontekken-ladies-fc: that's if your interested:)
Rastifan Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't got any female Tekken models for my 3D platform to pose I am afraid:)
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Targon117 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015
So, apparently I can't access DigitalEro. Says the certificate expired, or something to that effect. Do you plan to fix it oh great one? Love 
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