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When Karma Hits

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 10, 2014, 4:49 PM

 

Meet Father Martin McVeigh who was lecturing a group of 26 parents
(and one 8-year-old) about the upcoming First Communion for the church’s
 2nd grade members, when something awfully embarrassing happen.
The good father was using a Powerpoint presentation to convey the information.

Now! As he was ranting on, his PC was idle for too long, the screen saver came on.
Or shall I say "cum" on. McVeigh was not very tech savvy and the default
screen saver started showing a random slide show of photos off his hard drive.
Instantly, the parents (and one 8-year-old) were treated to snapshots of... 

HARDCORE GAY PORNOGRAPHY. 

Now just imagine the confusion, the shock and the uproar and
McVeigh did
the only thing he could. He calmly shut off the PC and walked out with the
same dignity a snail can muster on an express highway. The church officials
in their infinite wisdom called the police.



Now why would they do that? I see nothing unlawful here not counting showing
porn to a minor of 8, but as it was clearly unintentional, no crime were committed.
And behold, this was what the police told the church officials and then bid
them goodby because they had more important things to do.

In a statement to the press, Father Fap said the following:

“I don’t know how it happened but I know what happened.
There are people  making innuendos who weren’t even there but in this day
and age these stories grow.”


But of course we get it Father Hardcore. You were caught as being a bloody
hypocrite but nevertheless want to be let off the hook.

WRONG
!



You see Father! When you preach from a book that advocates the murder
of homosexuals, but manage to fall in to the thickest mud pool of
double standards your self, we won't let you off that easy. But there is
redemption for you. Come out of the fucking closet, liberate your self and
stop living the lie that you do. Be a decent honest human being.

A thought for church goers. Know that the next time you are looking up at
the clergy man (from the benches I mean, not from... anyway) preaching to you,
he might hours later be in front of his PC with a tube of lube and a shiny
dildo called The Silver Bullet watching the gay version of Gilligan's Island:D




  • Mood: Content
  • Drinking: Coffee

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:iconismael-redfield:
Ismael-Redfield Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New member
Hi Rastifan, Could you make an image of RE5 Jill and Lara croft 2013? please
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Rastifan Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Will see what I get time for:)
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Conlaodh Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Many thanks for the watch and llama. :)
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:iconrastifan:
Rastifan Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Welcome:)
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:iconrussellwanderer:
Hey Rastifan, Don't You Hate It When People Show Artwork That Is Meant For People With Money & The Privileged Only...Because That Kind Of Thinking Is Mess Up.
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Rastifan Featured By Owner Edited Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A lot of it I don't call art. What the rich and tasteless buy on auctions a street artist could have done much better.
And if art is meant for a selected few, it looses the right to be called art. But those who think like this are the only
ones stupid enough to buy the rubbish. The rest with half a taste are having fun on their expense.
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Russellwanderer Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014
Hey Rastifan, Thanks For Understanding How I Feel. I Glad Their Are Artist Like You Out There Who Show Your Artwork To The World & Never Block It From Viewing. Because It Makes Feel Good Inside Knowing There's Someone Who Cares For Others Who Are Struggling To Make A Living & I Thank You For Helping Me Lift My Spirit Up.:cheerup: 
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:iconlordhayabusa357:
LordHayabusa357 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Whoa Rasti, when did DigitalEro came back, sorry I was away for a while with no current news.
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:iconrastifan:
Rastifan Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A few months ago. It now once again run by me and Ash:)
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:iconlordhayabusa357:
LordHayabusa357 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Great! Hope DigitalEro doesn't get into any issues again, it was a bummer when it was shut down by dispute in the administration.
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