When Karma Hits

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Meet Father Martin McVeigh who was lecturing a group of 26 parents
(and one 8-year-old) about the upcoming First Communion for the church’s
 2nd grade members, when something awfully embarrassing happen.
The good father was using a Powerpoint presentation to convey the information.

Now! As he was ranting on, his PC was idle for too long, the screen saver came on.
Or shall I say "cum" on. McVeigh was not very tech savvy and the default
screen saver started showing a random slide show of photos off his hard drive.
Instantly, the parents (and one 8-year-old) were treated to snapshots of... 

HARDCORE GAY PORNOGRAPHY. 

Now just imagine the confusion, the shock and the uproar and McVeigh did
the only thing he could. He calmly shut off the PC and walked out with the
same dignity a snail can muster on an express highway. The church officials
in their infinite wisdom called the police.



Now why would they do that? I see nothing unlawful here not counting showing
porn to a minor of 8, but as it was clearly unintentional, no crime were committed.
And behold, this was what the police told the church officials and then bid
them goodby because they had more important things to do.

In a statement to the press, Father Fap said the following:

“I don’t know how it happened but I know what happened.
There are people  making innuendos who weren’t even there but in this day
and age these stories grow.”

But of course we get it Father Hardcore. You were caught as being a bloody
hypocrite but nevertheless want to be let off the hook.

WRONG!



You see Father! When you preach from a book that advocates the murder
of homosexuals, but manage to fall in to the thickest mud pool of
double standards your self, we won't let you off that easy. But there is
redemption for you. Come out of the fucking closet, liberate your self and
stop living the lie that you do. Be a decent honest human being.

A thought for church goers. Know that the next time you are looking up at
the clergy man (from the benches I mean, not from... anyway) preaching to you,
he might hours later be in front of his PC with a tube of lube and a shiny
dildo called The Silver Bullet watching the gay version of Gilligan's Island:D




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The world must be in some state when a silly priest makes a blunder and it is even considered news at all lol :D